So bloated eater of dead
cow, you think you know about myself, the Noble, Kind, and
Humble Chiun, Master Of Sinanju? I can understand you knowing
all about Remo, that lazy pale piece of a pig's ear. But we
shall see. Herein lies the first quiz, called the Emperor's
Challenge. Pass it or face the Wrath of Sinanju. This is only
the first of many such tests that you will face. Many more
such questions will I pen in the future. Prove to me you have
a higher intellect than that of a melon.
That was too easy. But Generous
Master that I am,
I will allow this device to grade you..
Look for more quizzes when the mad Emperor Smith