FUNNY JOKE

A rabbi is sitting on an airplane next to the Master of Sinanju. Chiun is watching the airplane wing, ignoring his neighbor. After a while, the rabbi leans over and says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Chinese for what you did at Pearl Harbor."

Chiun looks shocked and replies, "What are you talking bout, cretin?!?!?!? It was the unspeakable Japanese who bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese. And besides, I'm not Chinese or Japanese. I am that most perfect of beings, Korean!"

The rabbi says, "Korean, Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"

Chiun turns his head away, incredulous. A little while later, Chiun says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Jews for sinking the Titanic."

The rabbi looks confused and mad. He shouts "What are you talking about? The Jews didn't have anything to do with that! An iceberg sank the Titanic!"

Chiun replies, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, what's the difference?"